What this holiday needs is an Achievement called “The Hell I Won’t!“.
“I haven’t lost my temper in 40 years; but, Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning; might have got somebody killed; and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t. The hell I won’t!” – McLintock (1963)
I welcome suggestions as to what exactly one would have to do, to earn such an achievement! Perhaps it should include hitting a person with their bare fists(no weapons armed) in a battleground!
Hmm… of course that would go against the spirit of the holiday, wouldn’t it?
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Obviously, I’m not the only person out there that associates the word “Pilgrim” with John Wayne. Go check out the armory. I dare you.
Kinda crazy, isn’t it.
I’ve got my suggestion…. and I ain’t saying!
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I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least attempt to answer this…
How about instead of that other achievement bouncing food off someone’s head?
Or attack the opposite faction as they sit at your tables?
I’m going to combine your suggestions into one! Food fight the opposite faction as they sit at your table! Not sure if I’d limit it to only throwing a (pumpkin) pie in their face…
PS – Thanks for the comment!
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