What this holiday needs is an Achievement called “The Hell I Won’t!“.
“I haven’t lost my temper in 40 years; but, Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning; might have got somebody killed; and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t. The hell I won’t!” – McLintock (1963)
I welcome suggestions as to what exactly one would have to do, to earn such an achievement! Perhaps it should include hitting a person with their bare fists(no weapons armed) in a battleground!
Hmm… of course that would go against the spirit of the holiday, wouldn’t it?
Obviously, I’m not the only person out there that associates the word “Pilgrim” with John Wayne. Go check out the armory. I dare you.
Kinda crazy, isn’t it.